Our story so far...in the future, Man or Astroman have sold billions of albums, but their music is so complex that if you - a modern day human - heard it, you would perish instantly. Thus, they have come back to the past to save you, by slowly releasing albums which gradually approach their dangerous future sound. Thus, if you do not buy all of their albums, you face certain doom in a few years. Would I joke around about something as serious as that? Oh, and one more thing - before one of their tours a few years ago, they successfully cloned themselves so they could run two roadtrips simultaneously and expose more people to their music before releasing their dangerous future sounds. Probably the loudest, most aggressive surf band from Georgia you'll ever hear - and likely the only one which was also heavily influenced by B-grade science fiction movies. Many of their songs may, on the surface, appear to be instrumental, but they're really singing in such high frequencies that your puny earthling ears can't hear them. Your dogs and cats would love it, however.
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